Tag Archive: your mommy is a thundercunt

Jan 23

And then her head exploded – The evil roommate Part 2

If you haven’t already done so, I highly recommend that you check out Friday’s post featuring part one of this story. Being that things are going to get progressively weirder, it helps to have some back story. Are you all caught up now? Got your soda? Popcorn? We good? Okay then, let’s continue. Without further …

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Jan 18

Bitcherella, the Evil College Roommate – Part One

Happy GLORIOUS Friday! I took a whole Ambien last night and experienced nothing until 6 am when I woke up having to pee, and thinking it was the weekend. Imagine my intense bitterness at being reminded otherwise by the alarm clock. And then my husband. And then Mika. Somehow, once I got to the office, …

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Oct 15

Full Bodied Threats, Empty Headed Whiners

Mondays should be illegal in this industry.     Leasing season began in earnest today, although I’ve been showing apartments for 2 weeks now. Of course, I’m hyper aware of building appearance and which of my tenants have the housekeeping skills of feral pigs. And already I have concerns, and valid ones at that. Four …

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Mar 09

WTF Friday: Adventures in Landlording

As I’ve pointed out before, my job is a walking, talking mental disorder. Of any job I’ve ever had, property management has provided more WTF fodder than I could ever have prepared for. At the insistence of more people than I can count at this point, I’ve decided to start posting regular snippets of my …

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Oct 29

A village to raise a child, and a child to raze the village idiot.

Before opening your mouth to say something idiotic, make sure that your kid isn’t smart enough to correct your behavior.