Tag Archive: WTF?

Apr 15

Because 3,000 Online Pharmacists Can’t Be Wrong

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Are you lost, confused, irritated or frustrated lately? Do you spend your days trying desperately to hide a dark secret? Have you noticed a recent surge in messages from people wanting to help you out with your LIMP BONER?   No? Just me, huh? Well, shit. I must have a problem then, because if my …

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Jan 18

Bitcherella, the Evil College Roommate – Part One

Happy GLORIOUS Friday! I took a whole Ambien last night and experienced nothing until 6 am when I woke up having to pee, and thinking it was the weekend. Imagine my intense bitterness at being reminded otherwise by the alarm clock. And then my husband. And then Mika. Somehow, once I got to the office, …

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Oct 15

Full Bodied Threats, Empty Headed Whiners

Mondays should be illegal in this industry.     Leasing season began in earnest today, although I’ve been showing apartments for 2 weeks now. Of course, I’m hyper aware of building appearance and which of my tenants have the housekeeping skills of feral pigs. And already I have concerns, and valid ones at that. Four …

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May 25

WTF Friday:Adventures in Landlording – I eagerly await canonization.

As I was rollin’ into work this morning, Cake’s Rock ‘n Roll Lifestyle came on the radio. I cranked that shit because it makes me immeasurably happy. They were trolling hipsters and entitled twatbadgers before it became an American pastime, and for that, I salute them. Ladies and gentlemen, it is the weekend. And not just …

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May 04

WTF Friday: Conversations with the Great Unwashed

Ever had one of those weeks where you had a long/bad day and you come home to find that you want to throw everything in your house into the trash can? Then you take a shot, have another look, and realize that you’re just inundated with stupid little clutter? That was me last night. Ken …

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