Tag Archive: travel

Jan 25

Warning: Driver carries serious mental instability!

No, the title is not a road rage joke, though I seriously wondered for a few minutes if that was how it was going to play out. (Let me tell you, bitch would have gone down faster than the Lusitania with lead sails.)¬†As I was driving in to work yesterday¬†morning, I was reminded of one …

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Oct 16

On the chubby wings of cupcake angels

damn

The matrimonial plaything and I celebrated our first anniversary a week early with a trip to Lake Geneva over the weekend.

Mar 09

Vehicular Operation Retardation Nation: Snow Edition

Dear Fellow Local Motorists,   I blame you dumbfounded dipshits for my progressively more violent road rage. Yes, it snowed last night, but there’s been ice on the roadways for the past two months! How is today different from any of the previous 60 days? Look, the posted speed limit is 30. Everyone else (including …

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May 03

Of Troglodytes and Erudites

Madison-in-April 011

Maybe I’ve spent too long in California and now I’m just a car-cissist, but my finely tuned common sense says that you shouldn’t take on a piece of machinery roughly ten times your size without being absolutely certain that A) you do, in fact, have the right of way, and B) that I care that you have right of way. Whoops… there’s the car-cissist rearing its ugly head.