Tag Archive: The betterment of civilization starts with the betters among us.

Feb 03

WTF Friday: Some (not so) Minor Pet Peeves.

Remember from Wednesday where I’m a sick, short tempered twat? Yeah, it was bad enough this morning to justify calling in sick. I can’t get comfortable, nothing is helping from medicine, to ice packs, to hot showers. I can’t hear, I can’t breathe, I can’t walk a straight line to save my life. So I’m …

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Jan 03

Foresight vs. foreskin: All about New Years Resolutions

What’s the difference between someone that wants to improve themself, their life, and their year in general versus a smegma laden foreskin on the penis of humanity?  Foresight. New year’s resolutions are balls. And the people who ride your ass about not making them or not publicizing them are dicks. Especially when you get to July 1st and realize that …

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