Tag Archive: I can’t breathe.

Feb 08

My coffee pot has a more impressive sex life than I do.

I’m still dying over here, hence the blog silence lately, but I think I’m starting to see a light at the end of the tunnel. Whether that means I’m getting better, or there really is a god and it’s seen fit to take some of my pain away as I float toward the light remains …

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Nov 09

What good are any kind of boots that won’t fit in someone’s ass?

The time has come to lay some hard truths on you kids these days. Because it seems there’s a dearth of positive role models when it comes to your clothing choices and the rest of us are being made to suffer. First and foremost, ladies, the Uggs have got to go. They are not cute …

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