Tag Archive: Fucking OW.

Apr 19

Burning and aching are reserved for loins only.

Every six months, I find myself in hell, asking myself the same question. Now, I surely don’t know the answer to this and I’d love for someone else to enlighten me –  Why can’t I go to the dentist and have it be a simple procedure? Examples: Eight years ago, I had to have wisdom teeth …

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Mar 19

Greatest Hits (to my head)

Despite being the middle of March when we’d usually be getting a lot of rain and a freak snowstorm or three, this weekend was quite warm and a little sticky. On Saturday night, I had my sweaty husband pressed against one side of me and a furry beast of a cat sticking to the other and …

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Jan 06

WTF Friday – WTF is this pounding in my head?!?

Migraines are fucking balls, y’all. I don’t get them nearly as often as I used to, but when I do, I am on my ass for a minimum of 12 hours. And yet, there is a distinct possibility that it exists as some sort of Sleeper Superpower for me. Take Wednesday for example – I …

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Nov 16

You’d better stick the landing, or they’ll assume he beats you.

This week is two days old and it’s already two days too long. Then again, I suppose it doesn’t bode well for your week as a whole when you end up in Urgent Care halfway through Monday. See, I started the day kicking ass. I caught up on a ton of paperwork, I showed a …

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Nov 11

And here’s a bonus Fuck-You-Friday follow-up.

Because the fun doesn’t end with the day of the initial fuck you, here’s some bonus hate! Dear Dentist: Fuck you for the numbness in the entire left side of my face that just magically disappeared like fucking unicorns at around 3:00 yesterday. I woke up this morning to find my jaw halfway to locked …

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