Tag Archive: floozy alert!

Feb 22

You are a crazy professional liability…

I need a vacation, yo. I haven’t had what you could well and truly call a vacation since October 2004. It was a beautiful, magical week in Club Med Cancun before those pussies became family friendly and seriously stunted my ability to spend 7 consecutive days in a perpetual alcoholic haze. I didn’t even get …

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Jan 25

Warning: Driver carries serious mental instability!

No, the title is not a road rage joke, though I seriously wondered for a few minutes if that was how it was going to play out. (Let me tell you, bitch would have gone down faster than the Lusitania with lead sails.)¬†As I was driving in to work yesterday¬†morning, I was reminded of one …

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Nov 09

What good are any kind of boots that won’t fit in someone’s ass?

The time has come to lay some hard truths on you kids these days. Because it seems there’s a dearth of positive role models when it comes to your clothing choices and the rest of us are being made to suffer. First and foremost, ladies, the Uggs have got to go. They are not cute …

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