Tag Archive: Exercise

Apr 30

Rusty Hedgehog: Modern Art, or Depraved Sex Act?

Ah, long weekends! The delightful lack of responsibility. The languorous passage of time. The metric assload of work you end up having to catch up upon your return… So in case anyone actually wondered where I went or actually missed me, I decided to take a week hiatus after our Dubuque trip. With everything at …

Continue reading »

Jan 03

Foresight vs. foreskin: All about New Years Resolutions

What’s the difference between someone that wants to improve themself, their life, and their year in general versus a smegma laden foreskin on the penis of humanity?  Foresight. New year’s resolutions are balls. And the people who ride your ass about not making them or not publicizing them are dicks. Especially when you get to July 1st and realize that …

Continue reading »

Apr 04

Shaping up to be… a shape other than round

It’s been a while since I’ve been a regular gym-goer. I was a 24 Hour Fitness member right up until the month I left California, but I couldn’t force myself to go. There were just so many compelling reasons to avoid the gym like the plague: The steroidal goons sucking at water bottles like a …

Continue reading »