Tag Archive: Epic drunk-plants

Nov 09

WTF Friday: Letter to the Unwashed Undergrads

Dear Undergraduate Population Throughout our Great Nation, You little bastards are disgusting. College kids should have to be wrapped in plastic or body condoms or something, and then prohibited from touching shit. I think I just wiped snot and a particularly virulent strain of syphilis off the public facing side of my desk. No joke-  …

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