Tag Archive: dentist

Apr 19

Burning and aching are reserved for loins only.

Every six months, I find myself in hell, asking myself the same question. Now, I surely don’t know the answer to this and I’d love for someone else to enlighten me –  Why can’t I go to the dentist and have it be a simple procedure? Examples: Eight years ago, I had to have wisdom teeth …

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Oct 26

Sorry for sounding like I’m talking through a mouthful of cock.

It never fails- I will go to the dentist and get good and numb, but have no problems with enunciation. Then, when all the happy pain goo runs out, the swelling is atrocious and I sound like I’ve got a dick in my mouth. Fuckin’ dentist. And of course, dentist day is always the day …

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