Tag Archive: A friendly PSA

Nov 09

WTF Friday: Letter to the Unwashed Undergrads

Dear Undergraduate Population Throughout our Great Nation, You little bastards are disgusting. College kids should have to be wrapped in plastic or body condoms or something, and then prohibited from touching shit. I think I just wiped snot and a particularly virulent strain of syphilis off the public facing side of my desk. No joke-  …

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Apr 10

Keep my kitchen clean, and no one needs to die.

Any relationship is also a partnership, and like all partnerships, each partner has their own strengths and weaknesses. I’m an excellent cook, but I spend way too much on groceries if I don’t make a list to reign myself in. I hate doing laundry. Ken is great at heavy lifting, fetching me socks for my …

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Mar 28

My carrot has a vagina and other pet peeves.

As I was eating lunch the other day, I found a few carrots behaving badly. And I ate them anyway. I hate misshapen vegetables. It’s bad enough that eating vegetables already feels like a chore, but now they’re being perverts? Ew. That is definitely a pet peeve I didn’t realize I had until now, when …

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Feb 24

WTF Friday – Sexytime Scares

With a title like that, you may be wondering if this will be safe for work. To that end, I can only say…depends on how kinky your boss is. If there’s even a small chance that your boss or corporate net nannies own a few of these, then this probably isn’t safe for work. Most …

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Feb 03

WTF Friday: Some (not so) Minor Pet Peeves.

Remember from Wednesday where I’m a sick, short tempered twat? Yeah, it was bad enough this morning to justify calling in sick. I can’t get comfortable, nothing is helping from medicine, to ice packs, to hot showers. I can’t hear, I can’t breathe, I can’t walk a straight line to save my life. So I’m …

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