Mar 27

Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean you’re not incredibly stupid.

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I was at The District today, riding the escalator to DSW when it stopped working and left us standing on a giant metal staircase. This turn of events caused the women in front of me to launch into a full scale meltdown.

“Omigawd! What happened!”
“I don’t know! How are we supposed to get off this thing?!? Do we wait for the police?!?”

I didn’t even bother to excuse myself as I pushed through them and walked the rest of the way up the escalator, mumbling something about the failure of Darwinism under my breath. Morons.

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