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Jan 11

I’ve done so much today, and yet I’ve done nothing.

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I know that some people in this world can make a career out of getting paid to sit around and look pretty on Fridays (and I woke up with some luxuriously curly porn star hair this morning, so I’m no exception), but I’m usually pretty good about filling my hours with actual work. Today? No. My day job is not getting my hourly rate’s worth.

 

I went to bed last night with wet hair bound into buns. When I woke up this morning and took it all down, it was like Medusa meets Vivid Entertainment. Seriously, I have pretty curly hair, but Shirley Temple even pulled my hair and called me a bitch this morning. Of course my husband loves that kind of shit, so I’m sitting here at my desk with a mane of unruly poof counting down to my next hair appointment. As I was rummaging through my closet looking for clothes this morning, this conversation took place:

Me: I don’t know what to wear today to go with my crazy porn hair.
Husband: I recommend clothes. Preferably something that says “I have a normal, healthy relationship with my father” or “My step father kept his hands to himself.”
Me: Thanks, jackass.

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Then he forgot that he left his wallet in the car last night, so I was 20 minutes late to work because I had to go back and pick him up. What I’m trying to say here is that I started this day at a disadvantage. But being a good little worker bee, I sat down and started tackling all my little stacks of paperwork and by 10:00 I had a clean desk, no appointments, and a head full of ideas that could be their own full time job. And I must say that I’m not hating that idea.

 

So I’ve been sitting here with my favorite Inappropriate Sovereign Ruler discussing some hypotheticals and crunching numbers and discussing ideas…just letting the creative juices flow. The creative juices also involve a lot of pinterest, online window shopping, and spreadsheets oddly enough.

 

The spreadsheets kinda make it look like I’m working. If “I am a golden god” were a legitimate spreadsheet entry.

 

I’m not going to say too much more than that for now, but watch closely. Some interesting games are afoot.

 

Happy Friday!

 

 

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  1. NATurally Inappropriate

    Why am I always called weird shit in your blogs? Fuck you.
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    1. admin

      Because your fabulous weird shit deserves an equally fabulous moniker. Roll with it.

  2. Valerie

    I love reading in magazines how you just have to put your hair into buns or braided pigtails and POOF!! You’ll wake up in the morning with beachy waves…

    Lying bastards!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

    1. admin

      Actually, that’s exactly what I did. Only I didn’t get waves, I got porno-pomp. Lying bastards, indeed.

  3. tazer warrior princess

    I have hair down to the small of my back, and I’m jealous of your curls. I can’t seem to get buns to work for me… I always end up with lopsided, stupid looking FRIZZ SHIT when I try it. Plus my ends dont’ stay curly. My hair is a crack whore, and this is why I flat-iron it pretty much all the time.

    I’m going to borrow some of those death traps people call hot rollers and see if they work for this nest.

    ETA: AAAAANNNNDD I still fail at captcha. I should just go to bed.
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    1. admin

      I have naturally curly hair, so it’s not a ton of effort for me, but if you have issues with frizzies, get the sponge rollers with the satin covers. Run gel through your hair when it’s wet, right before bed, set it, and sleep in it. Then blast it with a little hot air in the morning when you get up and run mousse through it when you unroll everything. That should keep the curls set for most of the day.

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