I know that some people in this world can make a career out of getting paid to sit around and look pretty on Fridays (and I woke up with some luxuriously curly porn star hair this morning, so I’m no exception), but I’m usually pretty good about filling my hours with actual work. Today? No. My day job is not getting my hourly rate’s worth.
I went to bed last night with wet hair bound into buns. When I woke up this morning and took it all down, it was like Medusa meets Vivid Entertainment. Seriously, I have pretty curly hair, but Shirley Temple even pulled my hair and called me a bitch this morning. Of course my husband loves that kind of shit, so I’m sitting here at my desk with a mane of unruly poof counting down to my next hair appointment. As I was rummaging through my closet looking for clothes this morning, this conversation took place:
Me: I don’t know what to wear today to go with my crazy porn hair.
Husband: I recommend clothes. Preferably something that says “I have a normal, healthy relationship with my father” or “My step father kept his hands to himself.”
Me: Thanks, jackass.
Then he forgot that he left his wallet in the car last night, so I was 20 minutes late to work because I had to go back and pick him up. What I’m trying to say here is that I started this day at a disadvantage. But being a good little worker bee, I sat down and started tackling all my little stacks of paperwork and by 10:00 I had a clean desk, no appointments, and a head full of ideas that could be their own full time job. And I must say that I’m not hating that idea.
So I’ve been sitting here with my favorite Inappropriate Sovereign Ruler discussing some hypotheticals and crunching numbers and discussing ideas…just letting the creative juices flow. The creative juices also involve a lot of pinterest, online window shopping, and spreadsheets oddly enough.
The spreadsheets kinda make it look like I’m working. If “I am a golden god” were a legitimate spreadsheet entry.
I’m not going to say too much more than that for now, but watch closely. Some interesting games are afoot.