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Apr 21

How to ruin a good cup of coffee.

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Dear Coffeemate,

I purchased  your Honey Vanilla Creme flavor yesterday because I tend to enjoy those flavors individually and was interested in seeing how the combination would meld with coffee.

What I was greeted with on first sip was the most horrific flavor travesty for which I’ve ever paid money. The flavor is what I can only describe as super-heated, hoppy beer.

To be clear:

Cold, hoppy beer: Good.

Piping hot hoppy beer with notes of dark roasted coffee: Abomination.

I gave it the benefit of the doubt and finished the cup, but my opinion only worsened as my cup emptied. This was the worst cup of coffee I’ve ever had in my life and I have essentially poured $4 down the drain because I will not be finishing this bottle.

If you value the opinions of your customers, you will discontinue this coffee tragedy post-haste.

 

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