Category Archive: Work

Nov 19

It’s a Full Moon and There Are Asses Everywhere.

As I mentioned in my previous post, I’m no longer a property manager, so I no longer have tenants. That said, the front desk phone rolls over to my desk if the receptionist is away from the desk or on the other line, so I still get to talk to a lot of the company’s …

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Jun 25

More Love Letters of Doom

Let’s play a game of riddles!   What has two thumbs, is working this weekend, and has a less than positive attitude about it?   If you didn’t know that I was referring to myself, then you’re obviously new here. Welcome. And brace yourself.   It just so happens that the 30th, and termination dates …

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May 13

Dicks: An Omen

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I have a confession to make: I have no life.   No, it’s true. I know it sounds like a lie, given that I haven’t posted in like, a month, but that has nothing to do with it.  After I get home from work, I spend my free time with my husband or playing video …

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Apr 15

Because 3,000 Online Pharmacists Can’t Be Wrong

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Are you lost, confused, irritated or frustrated lately? Do you spend your days trying desperately to hide a dark secret? Have you noticed a recent surge in messages from people wanting to help you out with your LIMP BONER?   No? Just me, huh? Well, shit. I must have a problem then, because if my …

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Feb 27

Some days aren’t worth the tissue you sob into.

Because it's not gross if it's your saliva.

I’ve been in this industry for a while now, and as with any job or industry out there, if you spend long enough marinating in it, you’ll develop a sixth sense about things. I can look at a group of prospective clients as I walk into an appointment and know that they’ll be high maintenance …

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