Category Archive: Cooking

Recipes, cooking tips, and meal plans

Feb 12

Fuck Kale.

I’m not going to apologize for the extended hiatus. Life happens, quickly, and before you know it you’re 2 jobs and 3 years removed from where you were the last time you documented it. I had an unexpected change in employment late last year, took 2 months off, and am now working 2 jobs for …

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Nov 13

The Flaming Wok: a Murder-Suicide Near-Miss

I feel as though I owe all of humanity a deep and heartfelt apology for my very extended absence, but it’s actually been very good for me. For anyone who doesn’t already have the 411 from stalking my personal Facebook, I got a new job. A couple, actually. No longer am I freezing my ass …

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Mar 29

I’d like to thank the mental institution for letting me be here today.

Don't you bastards dare judge me. I know you've all done worse.

    In case you haven’t already been there, I did a guest post on Naturally Inappropriate today and used up a large portion of my allotted brilliance for the day.  However, I’ve been terribly neglectful of this thing lately, and that makes me feel this yucky sensation in my stomach that kind of feels …

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Mar 26

Babies and Temporary Lesbians

This image will stick with you all day, at least. You're welcome.

Good thing: The tenants are on spring break this week and I only received 14 calls yesterday. Bad thing: The boss is back from vacation. Very bad thing: I have absolutely no work to do since I did it while he was gone last week, so I can’t even pretend to be busy.   On …

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Mar 05

Average Inanity with a Twist of WTF?!?

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On the way home from work yesterday, there was a 10 minute period where my husband and I had a conversation about DNA testing dog crap that pet owners fail to pick up. Him: Wait, that’s a thing?!? Noooooo! Me: It is. Some communities are very serious about keeping clean. Him: I would find one …

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